“On Christmas, Republicans Quietly Declare War on Themselves”

“It’s been a transparent effort to reassure industry donors that the party’s future isn’t a bottomless pit of brainless Bachmanns and Cruzes and Santorums, all convinced our Harvard-educated president is a sleeper-cell Arab and that Satan is a literal being intent on conquering Nebraska with U.N. troops.”

The whole piece is a great read, with choice nuggets in almost every paragraph.