“Jupiter Ascending: it’s time for an intervention”
“These are the moments that lead sensible people to just say fuck it, pick up their Red Vines and soda, and head for the nearest exit. Life’s too short, they say. If I really want to finish this, it’ll be on Netflix, they say. I didn’t spend $20 and drive here to make my life demonstrably worse, they say.
"If only I could have done that same thing during Jupiter Ascending.”
Wow, do you think he liked it?