I just hate using it.
I hate typing on it, I hate the trackpad, it’s slower than I expected, the screen is noticeably blurry from non-native scaling to get reasonable screen space, and I don’t even find it very comfortable to use in my lap because it’s too small.
As a listener of Marco’s podcast, ATP, it doesn’t surprise me that he dislikes—no, that’s too soft a word for Marco’s style—hates the new Macbook. I can’t believe he bought it unless he really wanted to write this article to troll for page views, which doesn’t really seem like his style either. He’s clearly one who wants screen space and resolution, which this machine was never going to provide. It’s a confusing article, in my opinion.